Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Hey, does this pole still work?

I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.

Birdhouse

At 1:40 p.m., at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition! It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off of some poor librarian!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Looks almost real

Who’s the stiff?

55 Central Park West

No! Nobody ever built them like this! The architect was either an authentic wacko or a certified genius. The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy.

Tavern

Let me in, let me in, somebody let me in!

Blinders

Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released! You will perish in flames!

Cableicious

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we’ve been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from the grave?

City Hall

If I’m wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail! Peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it! But if I’m right, and we can stop this thing…Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

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  • http://www.chumpchampion.com lenny

    This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

    possibly your best post yet.

  • Alissa

    You just like it because it has the word Lenny in it.

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    God this post makes me hot. Excuse me while I roll around in some spores, mold, and fungus.

  • Beth

    I also play raquetball.

  • http://www.chumpchampion.com lenny

    Oh my, does it really say Lenny in it? I didn’t even notice!

    Now I can drop the ‘possibly’ and just say this is your best post yet.

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    Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success.

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    There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members.